Sample Rendition Profile
For our Company Song
"Twas the Night Before the Audit!"
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Our business is called AVP Corporation, and it installs accounting software systems. We use a group of well-trained professionals to install and support our client’s systems. We want a song that lets our clients and prospects know that our professional staff is “always there” for our clients, no matter when they call, and that we can fix any and all problems they have. Even during the middle of the holidays, we want to demonstrate how we are always “there”. If there is any way to get our phone number into our business story, please include it, it is 529-4321.
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 Twas the night before the audit Twas the night before the audit And you want your books just right But you have a small dilemma That you must fix by tonight Now you have a system problem And you don’t know what to do So you’re thinking that tomorrow You’ll just call in with the flu But the higher ups are screaming For the trial balance “Now!” And you want to give it to them But you really don’t know how ‘Cause the debits equaled credits In the one you did before When they said, “There’s no more entries!” (Or at least that’s what they swore) Now your journal isn’t posting Like it posted yesterday But consolidated numbers Better balance right away! So you hope and pray and wish, that You could fix this, 1, 2, 3 Then it dawns on you it’s time to Call the pro’s at A.V.P. And you wonder how they manage To arrive by half past ten But you’re thrilled and now you’re singing Alleluia and Amen So your problems are resolved and Now your Balance Sheet is done And you’ll NOT forget our number 5 2 9 – 4 3 2 1 No matter when you call We are here to serve With 24-hour service! A.V.P. Consulting Group If you read our story above You’ll get our phone number ! © Copyright Positive Impact Corporation, 2003 Click Here to Get Started! Begin a Rendition Profile. Click Here to Learn More about Epic Renditions. |
