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If you're thinking about creating an Epic Rendition, consider where and how you would use it. Wether it's just for fun or for something specific you have in mind, jot down your thoughts. It's harder to write a Rendition Profile about yourself than about another person, oddly enough. Once you start, you can save your work, and come back to later. There are no rules regarding what you can say about yourself, so enjoy the process. You can make it serious or funny, dedicated to someone else or just for yourself. What's most important is that you have fun with it, and that you like what we help you create.


 









 


 
We are often asked if this is poetry. We try to avoid the words "poetry" and "poems" because they are misleading terms when compared to what we do. "Poets" write "Poems" and poems generally contain similes, metaphors and other fancy, poetry-related words that most of us simply cannot relate to. However, at Epic Renditions, we have specially trained "Composers" who write "Renditions," which are quite different from poems. We use simple, everyday words, and we exclude words with deep meanings that need to be contemplated. We don't use similes, metaphors, or anything that makes our Renditions hard to read. Instead, our Renditions are designed to read the way we speak, but with an intricate, well-designed rhythm and rhyme that flows smoothly and tells a great story. The "star" of the story is the Gift Recipient.
 
 
Click Here to Get Started! Begin a Rendition Profile.

Click Here to View the "My" Rendition along with the Rendition Profile.




 
If you're interested in reading some of our other Renditions, we suggest that you relax, sit in a comfortable chair with a nice beverage, and take your time. Like a great song, you cannot appreciate or enjoy a Rendition if you fast-forward through it. Our rhythm is our "trademark," so let yourself "feel the rhythm." Also, like a great song, the more times you hear a Rendition, the more you will like it! Read them a few times and you will see what we mean. Please be sure that you read the Rendition Profiles first. These describe the Gift Recipient and are the entire basis for our Renditions. They appear at the beginning of each Rendition. Try placing yourself in the Gift Recipient's position as you read!









 



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